Snakes n ladders

I moved into my own place. I finally stepped on that ladder. Can’t help but wonder why this is such a poignant moment in a person’s life. I’ve never been in debt before, but now what is perceived as a joyous occasion actually means I have signed my life away to 25 years of debt. I will squander the next 4 – 6 months spending more money on the four walls of space I have signed away to a bank. I will paint the walls. Buy “things” to sit on, sleep on, eat off of, eat with and drink out of. Buy things to watch, things use when you are wet, things to dry, things to help you dry and things to keep things. And, all these things need things to help you achieve the functions. Oh lordy what have I done. I already feel like renting it out and going on a long holiday.

Wanted

"Female flatmate. Professional, aged 25-30. Hermit with an obsessive compulsion to clean the entire flat on a weekly basis. Favourite past time is ironing clothes and cleaning toilets. Prefers to take showers in the gym with the habit of over paying on rent."

I've seen stranger things happen! I'll post this in that weekly grubby paper and see what comes up.