Bothered in Barcelona

Sitting outside the airport, just stumped out my first fag of the day and it's hit me hard.

After boarding the plane in Madrid, the doors shut and the plane reeked! They tried starting the plane 3 times and 45 minutes later, an announcement was made in Spanish. Seconds later, 2/3rds of the passengers started disembarking...what's occuring? One of the passengers told me we had to get off due to engine failure. So were they going to leave the non Spanish speaking passengers on board?

hmm well i was late for 1 meeting, but made the second one. Cab literally pulled up to the office on the dot, which meant i didn't have time to change my shoes! fortunately the office was located on the 7th floor, so pushed all the buttons for all the floors, giving me enough time to change!

cabs here charge extra money if you have a bag!! WTF?!