Why oh Why?!...

...Do I listen to the weather forecast?

...Don't my earphones ever stay in my ears for the duration of my journey.... just once please? That's all I ask, just once!

...Didn't the mother say something to her son whilst he coughs all over my hair whilst I was on the train?

...At the ripe ol' age of 3#, do I still giggle at someone's unfortunate name? A client's name is "Kop Fatt Koc" - i kid you not!

...Do I forget to allow for extra time when i wear my FMB's. It takes me an average of 10 minutes longer to get to places.

..Is it that I never find anything to buy when I want to go buy something, but when i don't want to spend, I always find something I want to buy?

...In a city like London; one of the fashion capitals of the world, home of the world's prevalent fashionistas. Why does camel toe exist? There really is no excuse and I would like to propose on the spot fines!

...Is it that just because a coked up supermodel slung on an old pair of skinny fit jeans, suddenly the whole world has to go a buy a new pair of skinny jeans? I refuse! (That's cos i still have a pair from when they were soo OUT!) Besides, my feet are too big and it looks like i am walking on a pair of sledge hammers.

...Do men stand with their legs so far apart on the platform whilst waiting for a train? Surely their balls aren't that big?