Dark Ages

I really am living in the dark ages at the moment. Not only do i not have a TV, but now my umbicular chord to the world has temporarily been removed, on a plane 7 hours away which i will now not see for 2 weeks. ummm.

From the bottom of my heart, I donated baby Princess Philoola powerbook to my work colleague before realising that I cannot watch my Sex and the City box set for 2 weeks. It wasn't until i reached home and saw the empty space where Princess Philoola lay, but instead was an empty space with rectangle barely visable in the carpet.

The room started to slowly rotate around me followed by agonising screaming and a slap on the forehead "nnNNOOOOoooo!". The sound echoed in my ribcage for the remainder of the day.

No I'm only kidding and being a drama queen! But really, I don't have my laptop for 2 weeks - its bad enough not having a TV! What's a gal to do?! Well i've finally picked up my issue of Wallpaper from 2 months ago and started reading through that.

Other news, if ever I felt like telling someone to shatdafackap it would be right about now. The lady sitting opposite me is nice but the gobbiest person on earth with severe inadequacy issues hence her gobbiness and delusions of granduer. It's funny how every so often I attract deludedly grandeur typa people who constantly feel the need to raise their roof and set fire to mine without me having said a word. Perhaps I should carry a flame thrower around with me and just blast the hell out of them. Giving them a verbal undressing gets boring after a while and frankly this breed of person tends to leave the door wide open for such comments.

I will let the gobmeister carry on her reign for now as her time will surely come. She has the worst telephone manner I have ever known anyone to have in the UK. Thinking about it, she will perfectly fit in Dobuy where it is perfectly acceptable to bark orders down the phone to people and resort to personal insults if they make the slightest slip up.

She actually woofed at me the other day "Regina, you tell people what to do, not ask them to do it"!
Yes lav, carry on like that and you will only be able to handle a small geography of people as you currently are.