Vogue

I iz Madonna!

I've got a new ear/ head piece for my desk phone so now I can sit at my desk and vogue whilst pitching! ahh yeah! I have asked my work colleagues to address me as Madonna for the next few days, but I am quite sure the novelty will wear off in a day or two.

There have already been a few occasions where I have forgotten I am still on the phone or forgot that I am plugged to the phone and walk away from my desk taking the phone with me.

It is a fabulous disguise to look as though I am on the phone whilst surfing Sky New's showbiz website, which incidentally is the most viewed site amongst colleagues.

As usual, the earpiece doesn't sit on my ear comfortably or ergonomically. On my way to work this morning watched with envy at lucky ones with earphones sitting comfortably in their ears and longed to have the same. Without a shadow of a doubt, the most annoying thing which can happen to me in a day is my earphones falling out of my ears. I could get nudged, miss my train, have someone step on my toe, lose my ticket, get stuck in a tunnel but those wouldn't bother me in the slightest compared to my earphones falling out!