I haven't really had a good bitch about work, so allow me for a moment.
Arselicker boy is back next week after having been away this week on work travels. This chap has awful delusions of grandeur with a generous dose of "thinkheesmyboss" illness. Seriously he does. He keeps telling me what to do and giving me advice in a loud voice just so my boss can hear – 11 times out of 10 I’m already aware of it. He does jack shit all day and when my boss wants something done, he will drop everything and do it. No hang on, he doesn't drop anything, because he's not doing anything!
The butthole also calls my clients and scraps around for any big bits of business I might have cooking.
Admittedly I have kinda been letting him get away with it by not saying anything, but i've decided to put my big foot down and start having a bit of fun with him.
Yesterday he sent me an email and it begun with "Please don't feel pressured by this email, but...." and preceded by telling me what to do - what a cock! I replied and cc'd my boss and my other colleague basically saying; cheers, run along and stop telling me what to do!
One could argue that perhaps I should not have involved the others, but I just wanted to make them aware, as I will now be taking out my claws and giving him a little bit of hell. Otherwise, being the snake that he is, he will just make out that I am non – co-operative and causing trouble.
He is also the biggest eavesdropper in the history of all mankind! Even when he is conversing with someone, he still has one ear on my phone conversation. He then starts intruding on my clients and finding ways of trying to muscle his way in on them. It's beginning to bug the hell out of me!
Me needs to think of a cunning plan and any suggestions are most welcome. He’s a bit thick and dopey, his arselicking is so obvious, it’s actually quite comical!
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Is he gay?
lol! no he is happily married. He's a cockney chap trying to pass as a prep school boy!
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